sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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