i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Randomize