I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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