she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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