yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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