he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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