If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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