i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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