the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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