so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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