Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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