If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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