idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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