North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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