Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
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