Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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