I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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