Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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