Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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