It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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