stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Say something about gay babies.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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