none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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