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it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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