Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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