Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
