The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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