Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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