Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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