dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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