gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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