i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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