I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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