quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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