Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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