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Wat do u mean how?
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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