she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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