yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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