I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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