i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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