So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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