I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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