it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Randomize
