But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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