On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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