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I just cut my nipple shaving
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
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