Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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