So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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