Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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