we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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