Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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