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yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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